Samantha,25, verbally challenged, professional recluse, bordering on misanthropic.
Watcher of television, reader of books, eater of crisps.
Physically residing in The Netherlands.
Quotes things.

When did you last see Barry? Oh, he’s taking me bowling today.

Grandmas House - 2x02 

-The Day Simon Thought It May Be a Good Idea to Find New Living Arrangements